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Hi, I'm Jamie. :')

I'm 18, 5 foot, and single (and not really ready to mingle).

I'm also obsessed with astrology. Judge me (lol).

I'm a Pisces sun, Aries moon, Aries Venus, Pisces Mars, and Virgo rising. Holla

aND ALSO ANIME GOD I HAVE NO LIFE

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via uchiha-slayer)

ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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omfg

(via justalonelymangaartist)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via thosetomsneedtuning)

totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

(Source: princesskimochi, via sophadilliac)

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via thosetomsneedtuning)

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via thosetomsneedtuning)